The Mud Hole

Holy mosquito splatter … it’s hot!

More to the point, it’s humid. Stinking humid. In fact, the kind of humidity that brings forth storms of bloodsucking predators intent upon stealing summer’s pleasant thunder.

An article in today’s newspaper strongly hinted at a particularly malevolent mosquito season too due to a confluence of a rainy spring and hot summer temperatures.

But my horse could have told you that.

This morning, following a short turn around the neighbourhood with my panting collies lumbering behind me and my chest seizing with damp discomfort, I made the decision to give Bear a day off.

You see, yesterday’s hot, unwitting struggle with Mother Nature’s intra-seasonal mood swing during a training session in which I nearly drowned in a pool of my own sweat, left me exhausted and unwilling to do a repeat performance today. And why put Bear through the stress of training in stifling conditions when it’s not absolutely necessary?

Laying low seemed the smart choice.

Bear and Sam

And it was.

When I arrived at the barn this morning Bear was happily standing, with his buddy, Sam, in the pouring rain helping himself to nature’s verdant buffet. I could have brought him in and struggled with the whole grooming ritual but instead I admired him, and his mucky fly repellent handiwork, from afar and filled his bucket with carrots.

Yesterday was quite a different story.

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At 10:45 a.m. I arrived at the barn and the day was well into its sweltering unpleasantness. Due to a faltering alarm clock, I was already behind on my preparations for an 11:30 coaching, so I was in somewhat of a rush to get organized.

Working backwards from our lesson time, Bear and I needed 15 to 20 minutes to get the ol’ wheels greased before Coach arrived. This meant Bear needed to be groomed and tacked up by 11:10.

Although I am efficient I don’t like to rush the grooming process. This is when I happily merge into Barn Standard Time. Fortunately Coach is pretty relaxed about timing, so I don’t usually need to stress too much about being a few minutes late.

Still, I don’t like to keep him waiting.

Well, you know what they say about good intentions.

Innocently enough, I grabbed a lead rope and went to fetch Bear from his paddock.

The minute I arrived at the gate I knew my carefully planned routine was, on this occasion,  so much trash. Somehow I’d mysteriously forgotten the chaos a bit of rain, a pile of dirt and a swarm of stinging insects can cause.

What does any self-respecting horse do in the mosquito battle fray?

He stops, drops and rolls until he is thoroughly coated in a paste of mud that dries to an impenetrable protective crust.

Mud hole

At least impenetrable in the time I had allowed for spiffing him up.

In short, when I fetched Bear from the paddock, he was a walking mud pie.

There was mud in every orifice; between his legs; behind his ears; in his mane and tail. There was no way he was going to be spic and span in time for our coaching.

And if there’s one thing you need to understand about me it’s that I am a fiend about presentation.

I was taught from the beginning of my horsey education that being properly turned out, i.e. clean horse, clean tack, clean breeches, et al, demonstrates respect for my horse, myself and my instructor.

When I was coaching for a while, it irked me when a student brought their horse into a lesson with shavings or hay caught up in the tail or mane, or mud or grime of any kind still lingering on the coat. It demonstrated a lack of care or concern for the quality of their, and the horse’s experience.

Being one who likes to lead by example I am, therefore, attentive to Bear’s and my turnout at all times.

For instance, some might consider it obsessive, but Bear’s polo bandages always match the colour of whatever shirt I’m wearing. If we don’t have a match I either go neutral (white or black) with the shirt or neutral with the polos. I blame it on my brief stint as a fashion model and, okay, an obsession with being co-ordinated.

Still, with Bear looking like a mud monster, what was I to do?

I had to make do … one of the things I most despise in the whole world.

I remember, when I was a small child, a horrible man who used to do odd jobs for my grandmother. Terrible workmanship ~ tiles in the bathroom whose seams didn’t match, etc. ~ and granny overlooked it because she was simply grateful that he would do it. Consequently I dislike slip shod work ~ reminds me of predators who don’t care about the impact they have on people.

But that’s another story …

So perhaps this is one of the reasons I want my horse, and I, to always look presentable when we’re training. And perhaps this is why, on this day, I was provided an opportunity to learn to let go of this apparently manic need to control appearances.

With my supply of old towels at the barn for just such an “emergency,” I rubbed dry Bear’s saddle area. Then I grabbed a stiff-bristled dandy brush and removed whatever debris was dry on other areas of his body. Beyond that, and picking out his feet, it was hopeless to do anything else. His rump was amass in thick, wet mud that would just have to stay there and dry on its own while we trained.

(Sigh … )

In the meantime, I eased my pain by handsoming Bear up with a set of turquoise polo bandages which matched my shirt. Then, I let my obsession go. What other choice was there?

A liberal spraying of fly repellent was a poor substitute for the natural barrier Bear had so carefully devised for himself in the mud puddle, but it would have to do. We went out to the steamy sand ring and did our thing.

Coach’s response when I apologized for Bear’s lack lustre appearance was predictable.

“He’s a horse,” he said matter-of-factly. “He’ll dry.”

Which, of course, he did. And that’s when the mosquitos landed and engaged in their own blood buffet at my poor horse’s expense.

Afterwards I hosed Bear down, gently removing all the sweaty, mucky debris before rinsing him off with an anti-fungicide and spraying him again with repellant. All the while I was acutely aware that once loose in the paddock Bear would meander to the mud hole and take care of matters for himself.

As well he should.

In matters of mosquito management there’s little doubt that Bear knows best.

Still, with the pestilence predicted for our region this summer I don’t see myself going for a roll in the mud hole any time soon … or do I?

Hmmm …

Fly Repellant

Nurture what you love …

Dorothy 🙂
Horse Mom

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Copyright Aimwell CreativeWorks 2013

11 thoughts on “The Mud Hole

    • Thanks. … I’m off to the barn soon to hose him down again. So hot and muggy.He loves the little bit of relief I can offer … and his daily dose of carrots, of course. 😉

  1. Matching shirt/bandages? lol And I thought I was OCD 😉
    We have a similar problem, not mosquitoes but horse flies. they are driving our horses to distraction! And also the frequent mud rolling urgh! x

    • Yeah, it’s a bit compulsive. I’m just grateful I don’t feel compelled to match saddle pads too. (I know people who do.) Although, I do match up my navy saddle pad(s) with the navy polos. That makes sense. And don’t get me started on the number of sets of polos, and saddle pads, I have for one horse. You might un-follow me. 😉 … Maybe I need to do a post on Bear’s wardrobe … Oh, and we have horse flies too. Forgot about those, the little blighters … Be well and have fun with your pony … Dorothy 🙂

  2. A great honoring of your friend’s natural instinct to do what was best for him. Loved Coach’s comment as well. An important example that what is best for one may not be best for all–especially among the diversity of species that share this planet. On the other hand, found a good mud hole with your name on it yet? 😉

  3. Hello there 🙂 I must comment on this as your post has taken me back to my “getting my horse ready” for lessons 🙂 We had the same thing about straw in tails and neat turn out. If we walked in with a horse with straw in their tails we were sent back to see to the crime! The same about saddles or dirty saddle pads, it was all for comfort of the horse and I still appreciate when riders turn out well. I guess it was not just appearance but when sweat mixed with sand nasty rubs came from nowhere – especially in 1996 when we had these odd nylon string girths and not-so-comfy saddles 😉
    Love the end photo!

    • Yes, you’re right, appearance was,is, only part of the equation. Comfort and safety are paramount, and I suppose that’s part of what I meant by “respect.” In my days as a coach I was known to bring a brush into the ring with me occasionally and hand it to anyone who’d not done their due diligence in the barn.They didn’t get in the tack until their horse was turned out to my satisfaction. May sound a bit harsh, but my feeling was, and still is, if a person can’t be bothered to tend to the horse’s needs properly they probably shouldn’t be riding it. Horses give so much and ask only that we take care of their needs and be worthy of their trust. Of course, I have seen many a horse deal with the complacent in their own way. 😉 … And I do remember those nasty nylon string girths. No give at all for the poor horses. Glad we don’t see those much any more. … Thanks for visiting and leaving your two cents. 🙂 … Be one with the ponies … Dorothy 🙂

      • My pleasure 🙂 I’ll definitely be back 🙂
        I’m the same with turnout to this day! If a horse is to make an effort his skin must be able to breath freely. The only exception for me are native ponies or any horses living out “naked” 24/7, don’t expect them to be immaculate as they need some protection in their coat, but still, I do like them clean for training 😉

        All the best 🙂
        Wiola

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